December 2011
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Don't drink and drive, and don't ride with anybody...
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“Life is not that complicated! You get up, you go to work, you eat three meals,...”
– George Carlin
Anarchy & Scotch: In which I explain why "Winter... →
anarchyandscotch:
Written in 1934 by Richard B. Smith, “Winter Wonderland” is the Christmas song equivalent of a fatal 12-car pileup that includes two school buses, a car full of puppies, and the entire writing team of Community. Let me explain why.
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is…
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Truth.
Me: Hmmm.
Her: What?
Me: Nothing.
Her: ...
Me: You got mild salsa.
Her: Yes.
Me: Not even medium. Mild.
Her: I only like mild.
Me: I see.
Her: ...
Me: ...
Her: What?
Me: The whole point of salsa is that it is a little hot.
Her: No. Salsa doesn't have to be hot. It just needs tomato and some spices.
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: I'm pretty sure that's spaghetti sauce.
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If I worked at Starbucks and somebody ordered...
anarchyandscotch:
And if they didn’t give me an idol, they wouldn’t get any whipped cream.
I have two coupons for "buy one, get one free"...
anarchyandscotch:
They came in our goodie bags from the run over the weekend.
My wife and I reacted differently to them.
Her: “Hey, we can have a couple of cheap lunches while we’re out Christmas shopping!”
Me: “I can get TWO burritos for dinner tonight!”
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