Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with...– (via americangentility) That or you will die from exhaustion. (via un) Or get fired and replaced with an uninformed tool when your company decides it’s okay to produce lower quality work if it will eliminate uncomfortable conflict and will artificially inflate the stock price for one quarter while...
Using my smart phone to catch a blob of tomato sauce that was headed for my white work shirt may not have been my best decision today.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives...– George RR Martin (via adh)
For my Trad friends. Take a moment and remember...
Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murdering her daughter, as the American...– Jon Stewart (via jessibearr) boom, everybody just got roasted. (via maureenmargaret)
Naturally the common people don’t want war. But after all, it is the leaders of...– Hermann Göring, Nazi Leader You’re okay with more intrusive searches at the airport? That way lies a world you don’t want to live in. (via cutlerish)
Guys are so easy to control...
Jenn: Do you want to watch Sucker Punch? Me: I don’t know, what’s it about? Jenn: Let me pull up the synopsis from IMDB… “A young girl is institutionalized by her abusive stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the mental facility.” Me: Naw. Let’s watch something else. Jenn:...
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream...– Edgar Allan Poe
Olive often imagined there was an orchestra in her heart, music heard only by...– Pushing Daisies (via lydianea)
You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas...– Neil Gaiman (via writingadvice)
A Modern Sexual-Assault Tale [tw]
Man: Hello, I'd like to report a mugging.
Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it take place?
Man: I was walking by 21st and Dundritch Street and a man pulled out a gun and said, "Give me all your money."
Officer: And did you?
Man: Yes, I co-operated.
Officer: So you willingly gave the man your money without fighting back, calling for help or trying to escape?
Man: Well, yes, but I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me!
Officer: Mmm. But you did co-operate with him. And I've been informed that you're quite a philanthropist, too.
Man: I give to charity, yes.
Officer: So you like to give money away. You make a habit of giving money away.
Man: What does that have to do with this situation?
Officer: You knowingly walked down Dundritch Street in your suit when everyone knows you like to give away money, and then you didn't fight back. It sounds like you gave money to someone, but now you're having after-donation regret. Tell me, do you really want to ruin his life because of your mistake?
Man: This is ridiculous!
Officer: This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to justice.
Man: Fuck the patriarchy.
My new workout
There’s a sign at my work that says “Using the stairs can burn up to 5 times more calories than taking the elevator.” So if I burn 600 calories an hour stair climbing, then I’ll burn at least 120 calories an hour just riding an elevator! Hello new workout!
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