Chewie: Um, Han?
Han: Yeah?
Chewie: We can be honest with each other, right?
Han: …
Chewie: You know I don’t like to make waves.
Han: …
Chewie: When You and Luke got the medals and I didn’t, I was hurt but I let it go.
Han: …
Chewie: I mean I still don’t understand why you didn’t warn me. Had me march all the way up there with you two. I’m standing up there like a fool while you two get medals. And I swear I saw some winking going on. So if it was some practical…
Leia: Chewie, I explained that due to politi…
Chewie: I DON’T RECALL ASKING YOU A DAMN THING!!!
Leia: …
Han: …
Chewie: Sorry. It really doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t even have brought it up, but earlier today I heard the two of you talking.
Leia: …
Han: …
Chewie: “I’d sooner kiss a Wookie,” I believe was the phrase.
Han: …
Chewie: As if kissing a wookie would just be so awful.
Han: …
Chewie: So then I remembered there was that time you told C-3PO that Wookies are known to be poor sports and rip off opponents arms if a game of holographic chess doesn’t go their way.
Han: …
Chewie: For holographic chess? I don’t use the word “racism” lightly, but I just feel like I need to put that out there. Because it’s starting to feel a little non-inclusive around here.
Han: …
Chewie: Okay. It’s out there. I feel better. Thanks for listening, buddy.
Han: …
Leia: …
Chewie: Did you two just wink at each other?
Ag
